[SeeSharp]

 There was a great Marxist named Lenin

Who did two or three million men in.

—That’s a lot to have done in,

But where he did one in

That grand Marxist Stalin did ten in. 

[Billthedrill]

Seven ages! First puking and mewling,
Then very pissed off with one's schooling
Then f*cks and then fights,
And then judging chaps' rights,
Then sitting in slippers, then drooling.

That beats Shakespeare's Seven Ages all hollow. The guy was a limerick genius.