That won’t work — You’ve got to give them names.
George, an F150 from San Antonio, is currently recovering from a severe mishap during a recent oil change. Friends and family request your prayers that he’s soon on the road to recovery. Donations are being requested to fund the work of the Lubrication Awareness Foundation through your local Jiffy Lube.
Huh? You don’t *name* your cars/trucks?
What’s wrong with you?