Go to college, become a surgeon. They’ll give you that with just a little bit of effort.
That explains what happened to a woman in the U.K. who went into surgery for a hysterectomy. She advised the surgical staff beforehand that she had a denture in the rear of her mouth that might need to be removed. When she awoke after the surgery, she found that her front teeth had been removed (her real teeth!). Just because someone says they're a surgeon it doesn't mean they were the brightest student in school!