It's an oldie, but a goodie!That one’s hilarious! Going to post it at work.
It's an oldie, but a goodie!A story you might like.
I knew someone from Wyoming in ranch country where they would have annual “coyote roundups” and the protestors would try to interfere, so one year when they knew a lot of animal rights people came to town, they let someone drop a hint at a hotel bar that the actual hunting event was being moved to a different location early out of fear of the protestors finding out, and would meet at a rendevous before 5am. The location they gave the activists had only one access road, which was thirty miles of frozen mud at night and brown goop that would swallow a truck to the doors by day. The protestors went up the hard mud road in darkness at 5am, looked and listened in vain, figured they’d been skunked. Returned as the sun was rising, and one vehicle after another succumbed to the softening mud over that thirty mile stretch. They had to walk in the mud up to their knees. And none of their vehicles could be hauled out and towed until the following night, when the mud froze again, and the nearest small town, another 30mi after you got to the highway, did a heck of a business with their towing service.
That town had a one-taxicab cab service, and the protestors that could fit, showed up to the event, late, greeted by gales of laughter as they and their signs kept coming out of the cab like a clown car.