[COBOL2Java]

But people say crime is going “down”....

Like DC!

"Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country!"

- Former Washington DC Mayor-for-Life Marion Barry (1936 – 2014)

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Other great quotes by Hizzhonor:

• "The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
• "I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
• "The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
• "I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
• "People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?"

[SaveFerris]

See? Reagan could have had a third term. Barry rewrote the rules!

[epow]

"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?"

How could anyone argue with a perfectly logical question like that?

I don't know what hizzonor's IQ may be, but judging by those quotes my guess would be somewhere in the mid-50s.

[Dr. Ursus]

“The bitch set me up!”