Should have bought an airplane ticket for someplace far away and a big supply of sunblock and drinks with little umbrellas instead.
Yeah, when my partner and I found that 80k in an ATM we were repairing, I asked her how far we could get before we had to come back to get real jobs again. We decided the Piña coladas would be too expensive on any of the really GOOD beaches.
At the time, that was a lot of money, btw...