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To: E. Pluribus Unum

You don’t have to specifically declare yourself a Muslim free zone.

Just decorate with a lot of pig decorations, offer free bacon, or have lots of bowls with free pork rinds.

Even a stuffed pig or two near the entrance should do it.


6 posted on 07/29/2015 5:01:57 PM PDT by CCGuy (USAF (Ret.))
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To: CCGuy

You don’t have to specifically declare yourself a Muslim free zone.

Just decorate with a lot of pig decorations, offer free bacon, or have lots of bowls with free pork rinds.

Even a stuffed pig or two near the entrance should do it.


Good ones.

Have a squealing pig recording ready to play outside the door.

“Hogs Slaughtered On Premises” Sign


12 posted on 07/29/2015 5:10:39 PM PDT by laplata ( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: CCGuy
Even a stuffed pig or two near the entrance should do it.

Wearing collars with the name Mohammed on them?

13 posted on 07/29/2015 5:13:44 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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To: CCGuy
Just decorate with a lot of pig decorations, offer free bacon, or have lots of bowls with free pork rinds.

And get yourself a shop dog or two.

14 posted on 07/29/2015 5:15:49 PM PDT by tacticalogic
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A new gun shop/BBQ has opened up in town. I wonder if that’s what he is thinking.


17 posted on 07/29/2015 5:33:54 PM PDT by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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