Trouble is, it appears The Donald has good relations with his kids, so that may not be applicable here.
Let’s see - we can’t pay off the kids, as Trump will match it, dollar for dollar. How about we find the school teachers of the kids, if they’re still around - promise to pay their nursing home care if they will state that every day their kids showed up in school, they had bruises that looked suspiciously like Trump Towers? I’m sure I can call my buddies at CBS to get it out, and the other networks will jump on it.
LOL - I like trying a Republican Party ‘strategist’.