I missed the sarcasm tag.
Your subsequent posts gave a different impression.
You really would hate it here though. It is an icy hell with polar bears roaming the streets and nothing to eat but whale blubber and seagulls. We all sit in our igloos hugging our guns; except in summer (If it falls on a weekend) when we have the annual BBQ.
[[You really would hate it here though. It is an icy hell]]
Yeah I don’t do extreme cold very well, -30 Fahrenheit is my limit