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To: GilGil; P-Marlowe

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand.”

Not one hand went up . . . . so she took them home and ate them.


106 posted on 07/24/2015 6:46:54 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Pray for their victory or quit saying you support our troops)
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To: xzins

Nice!

Bada Bing! Bada boom!


107 posted on 07/24/2015 6:48:22 PM PDT by GilGil
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108 posted on 07/24/2015 6:52:45 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: P-Marlowe

Wow, tough crowd.

Guess you’ve REALLY got to have a sense of humor around here.

(Me, I’m just an old engineer. Don’t give a s***, laugh at everything and everybody, keep smilin’ ‘cause it drives ‘em nuts trying to figure what you got into now....)


109 posted on 07/24/2015 6:56:46 PM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet (God gives us rights; Governments take them away....if we let them.)
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To: xzins; blue-duncan; GilGil; Unrepentant VN Vet

A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” says the secretary. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.”

Poof! She’s gone.

“Me next! Me next!” says the paralegal. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.”

Poof! He’s gone.

“You’re next,” the Genie says to the partner.

The partner says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”


116 posted on 07/24/2015 7:16:41 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (Resistance to Tyrants is obedience to God)
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