Dog says it was an inside job. NIST campus has three or four herds of scraggly deer. Look like junkies, scruffy, thin, lay about most of the time, giving the stink eye when one walks past along the fence.
Yeah, I could see it being one of those gangs.
The Whitetail Gang, always out selling junk to the other woodland creatures!
(How long until someone picks up on this and adds to it?)