[NativeSon]

legalize illegal immigrants as the way to solve the problem of criminals who shouldn't be on the streets.

Oh, OK, I get it. In order to stop the amount of murders increasing, we'll just rename "murder", call it "Yahtzee!"

"...and in Chicago this weekend, three unrelated, triple Yahtzees occurred with a 2 miles radius of 0bama's neighborhood..."

[jazusamo]

Yep, Bambam would be so proud of his legacy by eliminating murder and it sounds like something he’d actually do.