"What's this world coming to"?
Klinger: If two doctors will sign a form, I'll be able to go home. And so far, I've got all but both of them.
Visiting Doctor: You know, I may be able to help you.
Klinger: Oh, you can? You mean it?
Visiting Doctor: Yeah, well, I have a colleague in Copenhagen who does sex-change operations.
Klinger: - Yeah? What's that?
Visiting Doctor: Well, you would finally be transformed into a woman. It's very sophisticated surgery, but, uh, it's possible.
Klinger: You mean, somebody You mean, take a knife and and
Visiting Doctor: Yeah.
Klinger: They're crazier than I am!