Posted on 07/19/2015 9:58:12 AM PDT by smoothsailing
...and 'hobbits and 'wacko birds'...both you and your daughter have something in common, Juan...you can both KMA. (CC, where's your purple friend?)
In fact, I think the chain-smoking, half-drunk bimbo comes with every bar startup kit.
Delivery Person #1: Ok, we have 20 stools, where you want them?
New Bar Owner: Over next to that wall.
Delivery Person #2: We got 3 tap arrays and connectors. How about those.
New Bar Owner: Behind the bar. Watch the other equipment, don’t stumble.
Delivery Person #1: Here’s your 37 year old, half drunk fat ugly chain smoking bimbo. Where you want it?
New Bar Owner: Put it in the ladies room, give it a meth pipe and the bag of meth. That should keep it busy for a while.
I’ll say one thing about AZ. There are generally two types of women here. REALLY good looking (I’d say ‘hot’ but in AZ everyone is really hot ;) and some of the rode hardest-put away wettest looking females on the planet. Hands down. I don’t know why. It just ‘is’.
The leather skin is a product of living in the sun but there’s more to it than that.
I cannot, for the life of me, understand why anyone gives this know-nothing bimbo any attention.
That includes Free Republic.
Only a week?
Because he has is still working for the enemy. They broke him and programmed him.
Was that on “Bar Rescue?”
Russia is like that, KINDA. A little different, but similar.
In Russia, nearly every woman is INCREDIBLY HOT.
Until the age of 39.
At 40, they all turn into Gorbachev.
Delivery Person #1: Heres your 37 year old, half drunk fat ugly but once semi attractive chain smoking bimbo. Where you want it?
Fixed.
GOP-e mantra: ‘Outraged, Disgusted, Horrified’...
The reality show.
Here on the Colorado River, it’s eye candy for miles in the summer. UNTIL you hit about mid 30ish/40. Then something changes like a light switch. It’s like they go to bed normal/hot and wake up in a different body. And the attitude changes too.
Men are sorta lucky. We end up with the ‘Weathered cowboy/thousand yard stare/gunslinger look...but so do the women...6 of one, half dozen of the other.
Delivery Person #1: Heres your 37 year old, half drunk fat ugly but once semi attractive (to you) chain smoking bimbo. Where you want it?
Fixed.
OUCH!!! 8^)
But personally having never experienced combat or served in combat operations areas, I just fulfilled my obligation during the era of the draft and that was it, those who did perform combat-related duties deserve a bit more recognition.
Remember how big Idi Amin was?
I've played a lot of first person shooter games, and I presently command the entire Roman Legion in Total War: Rome II.
I WANT MY HERO STATUS.
(By the way, ballistas kick ass).
Just thinking of that "scene" in "The Last King of Scotland".
My instinct is to say “shut up you stupid wench” Your father is a cheating coward. A fool.
That's Russia, to a perfect description.
The change is so drastic that the husbands are either so deeply into alcoholism that they do not notice, or assume their wife was kidnapped as a sex slave by the Russian mob, and this is the replacement.
Men are sorta lucky. We end up with the Weathered cowboy/thousand yard stare/gunslinger look...
Men stay hot until about 14 years after our actual death.
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