There is nothing “brave” or “manly” about launching a surprise attack on unarmed soldiers — or unarmed civilians, either.
Therefore, in spite of whatever their “imams” have told them to believe, sneak attackers, like that Chattanooga pot-head, will NOT ascend to “Paradise” as “all-their-sins-forgiven-HEROES”.
Heroes? “Sneaky cowards” is a more accurate label. And
hero-wannabe sneaky cowards go to HELL — in every religion.
Still, I think it wouldn’t hurt to “anoint” the body of each forgiveness-seeking, Paradise-seeking coward with some bacon fat before burial, would it?
I mean, it’s not like those sneaky cowards were “true” Muslims, is it? Haven’t all the apologists for “jihadis” told us that the sneak-killers were not “true” Muslims?
And, who knows?
If undertakers START using bacon fat “ointments” (oinkments?) to eliminate the “short-cut-to-Paradise” promises now being pushed by the radical “imams”, then the “unexpected” sneak-attacks being carried out by depressed young “sinners-against Sharia”, might STOP.
They will just simply come out with some booba loo fatwah that will disanull the kryptonic properties of bacon fat for burial of devoutly insane murderers.
Sending them all to virgin land without having to pass go.