[Arthur McGowan]

Presumably the people who built this thing have some brains—but they haven’t thought of the Muslim problem? They’re at a university, where they are not allowed to think negative thoughts about Muslims.

You can’t leave a briefcase on the shoulder of a highway without the bomb squad’s being called.

This is a doomed idea.

[Smokin' Joe]

Many moons ago, a friend ran over a jackrabbit near Dagmar, Montana. It was winter (-20 to -30 degrees), and he propped the carcass up so it froze, sitting on its haunches, one forelimb out like a hitch hiker, and the other tucked in to hold a sign he made out of cardboard that said "L.A."

He left it on the side of the road near the local bar, and when he came back, it was gone. No idea how far the critter went.