But the truth being what it is, apparently half of the US population IS either demonic or is in some way and, to some degree of cognition, in the service of satan.
That may be so.
Regarding the "right" and "conservatives". There are plenty of people who are counted on the "right" simply because of some economic opinion they have. They may whole-heartedly approve of crack legalization, abortion, homo marriage, etc, but because they desire a "smaller government" and less interference in economic activity, they are somehow numbered as "on the right". And when I read articles like this one, which presuppose that left=evil and right=good, I am reminded of how ridiculous that presupposition is.