[Mygirlsmom]

And you want to deprive me of my Constitutional right to a string bikini!

(good call, btw.)

[Norm Lenhart]

Call me crazy but unlike most lately I’ll take a few stretchmarks over young boy bodied lollipop headed aneorexics any day of the week ;)

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#35. Re your right to a string bikini. Yes, you have that right, to keep it in your drawer because some people not only don’t look good in a string bikini, but are also a public health hazard to, as Rod Serling would say, “sight and mind”.

After having to listen to and look at Helen Thomas, Nancy Pelosi, Michele “WideLoad” Obama, Hillary Clinton and Barbara Boxer/Lee Jackson, my ears are numbed and my eyes are shot.

Please, for the sake of humanity, only wear your string bikini in the privacy of your home with the lights off. After all, even bugs have rights not to be blinded by the “light”.

PS: We still love you just the way you are.