I think Milhouse likes having his butt hurt.
Take one look at his pic and you can tell he does.
Typical left wing male Journ O List . . spoiled brat, SHJ, East Coaster, 95%+ White suburb (1% black lol), private EC college and all the little secret societies and political “activism” that goes with it. Effeminate and pouty, crybaby when the truth hits home. Get a cushy job where he falls in line or else, and spouts the party line without an original thought.