[Patriot Babe]

This is confusing. Liz Warren claims to be Native American. This Andrea Smith claims to be Cherokee and that other white woman claims to be African American. What the heck is going on here?

[MUDDOG]

Checking the box to get affirmative action.

I don’t rule out mental problems as well.

[Capt. Tom]

This is confusing. Liz Warren claims to be Native American. This Andrea Smith claims to be Cherokee and that other white woman claims to be African American. What the heck is going on here?

Nothing that today's DNA tests couldn't unscramble. -tom -tOM