“Isn’t it interesting how many people die each day in alphabetical order?”
LOL!
I will tell you another one.
After he had a terrible stroke at 90 he still lived another year. He couldn’t use his entire right side, speak more than a few words one at a time, or do anything without his nurses.
He still was allowed to be placed in a chair and read his newspaper. He fell out and was taken to the emergency room and patched up from the bleeding and bruises. Three weeks later he had it happen again as he reached for something with his one good arm. His nurse found him bleeding on the floor again and said, “oh dear boy, you’ve done it bad this time.”
Laying there he said, one slow word at a time, “You...”
“...have...”
“...got...”
“...to get...”
“...softer...”
“...FLOORS!”