He is sure getting his ‘stretch’ out of the one size (almost) fits all.
My buddy has a ‘younger’ wife (about 25 yrs) and she has him into all these extra curricular activities like jogging, biking, diet etc.... He has had 2 ‘h attacks or ‘incidents’’, is shorter but rounder than THIS non bike riding, non exercising, leaves a restaurant if it advertises ‘healthy food’ (also if it has Liberal servings)... my 75 yo ‘fat arse’ runs circles around this one time couch potato turned ‘health nut’.
She got all weeweed off at me when I loudly told him ‘Some people just shouldn’t do spandex’.... I also tell them that I can’t ‘afford’ all these regimes as apparently one needs a ‘uniform’ for each (torturous) event. I would spend the day changing ‘outfits’.
They also got quite upset with me when I told him if he parked the riding lawn mower, got an old walk behind NON motorized mower he could give up the rest of the ‘happy horse sh er feathers’ routines as when he finished mowing he would be able to start up again..
Those younguns just won’t take any advice.
Yup; Levis, work boots, and a long sleeved shirt.
The health nuts need to get off their asses and do an honest days heavy labor.
Work on my farm 7 days a week and can walk, hike, and haul more than my son who is at least twice my size.
Put all those 30 somethings to shame when we go bird hunting in the fall.
Just a youngster at 65, but have managed to retain every bad habit I developed as a kid.