I agree. The true believers will go looking for a Christian church and gays will flock to this one.
They’ll be replacing the cross with a phallic symbol.
Gays will not FLOCK to any Church outside of the chance to have their ‘special day’ codified by a former Christian rite. They will not be spending any excess time in the pews on Sunday. After all the rest stop hook ups all happen after midnight on the weekends and getting up early with an injured rectum is difficult.
Or so I suspect.