Translation: “Whew! Thankfully the Supreme Court took this issue off our plate so now we can stop pretending to care what our base thinks about it by calling it the law of the land and putting all the blame on the court. Now all our liberal buddies and friends in the media will stop thinking we are bigots and start inviting us to their cocktail parties again.”
Sir or madam: Today you win the Internet. Your commentary is spot on.