One problem: There is no way to tell who is gay.
SURE there is. Simply anally-sodomize all men in America. Those who smile are gay.
Two problems: Most of the problem are the Xer/millenial fellow travelers who blindly support them.
Sure there is. They will be laughing, joking, friendly and enjoying life in general. Now telling who is homosexual...that's a different story.
HOMOSEXUAL, because there's nothing GAY about it.