I, (name), take you (name), to be my USSC-designated plant/animal/robot/fictional partner in what the Chief Justice has defined to be “marriage”, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until divorce and/or boredom do us part.
“... in what the Chief Justice has defined to be “marriage”....”
No, he didn’t. Roberts dissented from the majority opinion. At least he got that one right (though I suspect if it had been 4 - 4 before he chose his side, he would have sided with the homos).