BTW, I am now eatin’ a 25 ounce Brandywine tomato from my garden in a white bread and mayo sammich! Delish!
The sammich is at least five inches thick and the ‘mater slices keep squirming out. I shoulda just forgone the bread!
Mmmmmm, one of my favorites.
Sounds like you needed one of those deli toothpicks with the little frizzy things...just to keep them from shooting out the side and onto your keyboard.