I hate to break it to the JBTs and the jackboot lickers in the press who wrote this, but cars on private property don’t even need license plates. You need the plates on the public road.
So to really pi$$ ‘em off, park your car in the drive like they want you to but take the plate off when you get home. Don’t put it back until the morning right before you leave for work (Just remember to put it back on before you get back on the public roads).