Your post is amazing—just fascinating. It strongly reminded me of a scene in a movie I once saw, Unfaithfully Yours, starring Dudley Moore. If you’ve seen it, you will recall the hilariously funny ‘daydream’ sequence. The Moore character imagines the perfect murder, in which he gets away with killing the man he mistakenly believes is seducing his wife. Everything in the daydream is PERFECT. If Moore needs some masks, there is a stack of them right next to his hand. If he needs his little cast of characters each to wear a certain mask, they all don the right one before he can even direct them. If he needs an elevator, it arrives before he can even push the button, etc. It’s all PERFECT.
Your daydream scenario is exactly the same. You need SAD to live in the same house with a certain person (Cindy Pratt) without the latter realizing she is pregnant.
No problem! SAD will be, in your fantasy, the type of woman who doesn’t ‘show’ much. Plus she will wear loose muumuus to hide anything suspicious. PERFECT!
Then you need her to go to the hospital and come home with a newborn without Cindy realizing anything has happened
No problem! In your daydream, Cindy will simply be too self absorbed to notice anything but herself. PERFECT!
But what about the baby crying? How could even a self absorbed person not notice a baby crying in a one-story not especially large house?
No problem! You will simply posit that Little Barry rarely cried (in keeping with the worshipful “light-worker meme), on top of which you will place SAD and baby in a remote part of the house from which they rarely emerge—and NEVER show themselves when Cindy is present. PERFECT!
Let’s see, are there any more problems? Oh yes; Polk lists SAD as a student when in fact she wasn’t. No worries! You will simply stipulate that Polk doesn’t list people’s actual jobs or occupations; rather, it lists what people ‘consider’ to be their employment. Thus, if a person who sits around their parents’ house all day doing squat ‘considers’ themselves a student, Polk is only too happy to list not their true occupation, but rather the one they ‘claim’ is their occupation . (Doesn’t Polk have a disclaimer to this effect? I.e.: that the jobs listed by each entry are either real or imaginary, depending on the listed party’s preference?) PERFECT!
Not to intrude on your PERFECT, if entirely make believe, world, but here is how Maraniss describes SAD’S supposed living quarters:
“she (SAD) had a makeshift room outside her parents’ bedroom. But she and Obama and the infant never lived there.”
Don’t you just hate it when the facts destroy your PERFECT daydream? Without facts, liberals’ entire world could be PERFECT.
But me, I don’t even believe in this mythical ‘makeshift’ room. It appears to be nothing more than Maraniss tossing a sop or fig leaf to his 0bot reader base. Otherwise he would have sourced the info, and given at least some rough idea of when and for how long SAD occupied these strange and awkward living quarters. His loosy goosy vagueness is a dead giveaway. He cannot source the bizarre living arrangement he has cited, and he dare not provide even loose dates for SAD’s supposed occupation of same, since he has no evidence to back such dates.
But I know you will continue to ‘believe.’ That is the nature of the ‘Obama is telling the truth’ crowd; they believe regardless.
Right because all babies cry the same amounts and SAD could not have slept in the bedroom sharing with grandma while pops slept in the hall and of course SAD would tell the Polk people she was a unemployed when just calling herself a student is less embarrassing.
You haven’t seen much of the real world have you?