WONDERFUL!
I want to marry my recliner and refrigerator.
I think I’m going to formally marry my firearms. I can do that now. So what if they are inanimate objects. So what if it is a form of bigamy. Anything goes.. Then, I’ll file for public assistance and take tax deductions to fund the ammo for my gun wives. And, I’ll create a special gun carrying unicorn love flag for them and hijack a word like, say...”blessed” that describes our special relationship.
I want to marry YOUR recliner and YOUR refrigerator as well!