[I cannot think of a name]

I still believe my plan for this will work. At each of such places, a large sign is placed that reads:

"We do not believe it is possible for two people of the same sex to be married. Since the law has seen fit to force us to accept that idea, we will comply. It should be noted that 100% of the profits from any services performed for so called,”same sex couples” will be donated to one of the organizations activtively fighting homosexual marriage.”

Please tell us if you wish this donation to include a gift card in your name or would you prefer it be anonymous?”

Now, let's plan that great big profitable wedding of yours!

[plain talk]

any services performed for so called,”same sex couples” will be donated to one of the organizations activtively fighting homosexual marriage.”

Fight what? it's over. The homo's will laugh at the sign.