LOL! That was excellent. I enjoyed it so much I read it twice...very witty, actually.
You know, I was stunned to find out you're a man. The style and the content of your posts always made me think you were an elderly woman...especially combined with your fandom for "Dancing With The Stars", and your gushing over celebrities, even down to Justin Bieber and the Kardashians.
Posts like this bring back that sense of amazement for me. Meow. ;)
lol....funny. Ok I am ok with your post except Justin Bieber and Kardashians....I don’t like them but I don’t bash them especially Bieber......I just don’t like bashing people. I am a married dad of 4 children from 17 to 7....Anniversary 20 years in April 2016.....you made me chuckle too. Have a great one.
I just now happened across this personal attack of you at post #43. Your response was much better than mine.