Me neither. I’m usually drawn to good books with good storylines too; I’ve tried reading King’s books, but I end up putting them down even before I get sleepy.
He has diarrhea of the mouth. Unreadable. He had one guy or another “puking” nearly every page of the last book of his I tried to read. After about 50 pukes I put the book down, haven’t read a thing of his since.
King is an awful writer, he really is.