[Alex Murphy]

There are two self-identifying dolphins in this picture!

[A Navy Vet]

Great picture and line.

I can just see some public scoool teacher presenting that photo and asking the heads full of mush, "Which one is a dolphin?" Johnny raises hand and says the one on the left. The Teacher says, no, they are both dolphins because the one on the right identifies itself as a dolphin. Johnny stays after school for remedial indoctrination.