[Mase]

My kids are going to identify as African-American or American Indian when they apply to college so they can go wherever they want, and on a full ride.

I see benefits from this whole trans-racial thing.

[JustaCowgirl]

Teach them to claim they were born in a teepee and abused as children. Then find a random older black man to take a picture with and claim he’s their father. It’s so simple.