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To: Cincinatus' Wife

His game reminds me of an old joke. A peasant finds a magic lamp and a genie appears. He offers him one wish. The peasant says, “My neighbor has a goat, and every day he has fresh butter and cheese. My goat died last winter, and now if I want butter and cheese I have to buy it from him. It isn’t fair.”

“So what is your wish?”

“I want you to kill his goat.”


10 posted on 06/16/2015 2:49:45 AM PDT by Hugin ("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!",)
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To: Hugin

Good one.

I wonder where Reich got the “imaginary” $1K that he “gave” to each of the two groups?

Free money?

btw - I guess investment, overhead, taxes, etc doesn’t enter into his “simple game.”


16 posted on 06/16/2015 3:18:48 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Hugin
His game reminds me of an old joke. A peasant finds a magic lamp and a genie appears. He offers him one wish. ...

Here's another version of that joke, this one from Russia, I think repeated in a Chekov story:

The genie says to the peasant, you have one wish, you can have anything you want, but keep in mind that whatever I give you, I give your neighbor (who the peasant hates bitterly) double.

If I give you a new house, your neighbor gets two new houses. If I give you a new herd of animals, your neighbor gets 2 herds. If I give you a pile a gold, your neighbor gets 2 piles of gold.

The peasant thinks and thinks and finally makes his wish:

Pluck out one of my eyes!

25 posted on 06/16/2015 3:42:56 AM PDT by samtheman
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