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To: Drew68

Well.

Since we’re now able to simply choose (and change) our gender at the drop of a hat, and our ethnicity as well, I can finally achieve my personal goal of becoming a gay Rastafarian pygmy.

Think of all the affirmative action benefits I can finally qualify for!


3 posted on 06/13/2015 7:49:36 AM PDT by Tigerized (Your Personal Safety is Yours, and Yours Alone. Aim Small, Miss Small.)
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To: Tigerized

” I can finally achieve my personal goal of becoming a gay Rastafarian pygmy.

Think of all the affirmative action benefits I can finally qualify for!”

The benefits for a Rastafarian pygmy are small. Reconsider, and go for the Rastafarian gentle giant option. Monuments will be built to you and Indian convenience stores are filled with free Swisher sweets for your taking.


28 posted on 06/13/2015 8:26:26 AM PDT by sergeantdave
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