Hey libtard lurkers out there - I got a cool drink of what turned out to be actually pretty good lemonade. The girls got a $1. My lab made a couple of new friends. Oh, and this'll really make the libtards heads' explode - I bought the lemonade from the girls while carrying my 9mm concealed. Guess what, it didn't jump out of its holster and shoot everyone at the stand.
Sell it quick, it's defective!