Only for black tactical crowbars. And of course, the feds would give grants to the cops to get military crowbars made of titanium with ergonomic carbon-fiber handles for a thousand tax-dollars a pop, while everyone else had to make do with steel. Freepers would argue the various merits of length, shape and diameter, based on high-speed videos of various options button hitting watermelons. Then the thread would wind out on arguments of watermelons versus coconuts versus denting plastic explosives like they used to do in 'Nam before they lit it on fire to cook dinner in the the bush. And, of course, there would be the argument about Saturday Night Crowbars and the plight of the poor needing self- defense weapons too. And finally, BATF would be caught setting up an illegal sting operation smuggling cheap Chinese crowbars into the hands of street thugs while Pelosi introduced a crowbar-control law that mandated checking children's lunches for "weldable metal material of ballistic weight" as specified in 1,947 additional pages to of added to the Federal Register once Republicans stopped protecting the slaughter on the streets with their partisan indifference to the suffering of the folks.
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Of course the MSM would label EVERYTHING from a claw hammer to a file an assault crowbar.
Then some wag would claim it an Automatic Crow Bar because the wielder hit the guy 6 times without taking a breath and the Governor of NY (yeah the genius that declared the two dudes that sawed and drilled their way out jail must have been working on a plan) would declare it a hate crime if you struck more than 3 times in one attack and didn’t take a 2 minute break before the next 3 blows. Of course the idiot would never figure out that the 2 minutes between 3 blows would just give the wielder time to rest, enabling him to hit harder.