She probably had the crowbar to pry her butt in and out of the car. Actually I agree with you, the guy thought he was a wit, a half wit anyway, and paid for it. It is the same as pontificating to a smoker, do so at your own risk. Maybe the guy was so stupid he thought she would eat all the pizza. Some lessons in life actually do hurt, I wonder how long it took the cops to stop laughing.
When someone’s first instinct is to reach for a crow bar to settle a score, they have bigger problems than weight loss. Just saying.