I look forward to reading several obituaries. Jimmah Carter & Jane Fonda to name just two. In very large 25 point type.
Kinda like the German civilian in Berlin in early 1945 who passed a newspaper kiosk every day, glanced at the front pages, & walked on. This annoyed the kiosk owner who demanded, “Why don’t you just buy a newspaper!?”
The man replied he wasn’t interested in headlines, only the obituaries. The owner fumed, “But the obituaries aren’t on the front page!”
The man replied, “The one I’M looking for will be!!”