Speaking as a grownup,....
I see what you did there. Its kind of funny.
Its funny, I can stand in front of groups of a thousand professionals and express my thoughts. I can sway others to spend millions of dollars the way I want it to be spent. So I am very capable of being “a grown up.”
But I cannot get some folks on FR to understand why its bad to have a marauding band of narrow minded old fools drive this site, which used to be great, into the ground.