[doc1019]

She can’t be that stupid, otherwise she would be in an institution somewhere spending eight hours a day learning how to tie her shoes.

[antceecee]

I wonder what she will be doing for a living in 2017? No one would want her in private industry.

[Norm Lenhart]

She is. The American political institution.

[gov_bean_ counter]

LOL!!!

[BulletBobCo]

Marie Harf, you brainless twit! Your statement is worth dwelling on given it’s incomprehensible magnitude. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid.

You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid.

Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity.

I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity. And you’re a liar to boot!

[Henry Hnyellar]

She can’t be that stupid, otherwise she would be in an institution somewhere spending eight hours a day learning how to tie her shoes.

She's there. It's called the Department of State.

[Milton Miteybad]

Alas...that wouldn’t work. Unfortunately, Marie is totally perplexed by the principle behind shoelaces.