Hey! You know what I looooove about soccer? Flopping. Lots and lots of flopping.
I just love it.
It's a good thing basketball players never flop. Or how wide receivers are always interfered with every time they fail to make a catch. I mean, it'd be horrible if they were trying to work the officials to get a call to go their way.
(For the record, I hate players who "dive" and they should be - and are - punished for it when they're caught.)