[17th Miss Regt]

I would recommend that property owners in the greater LA area purchase riot insurance for when all the entry-level jobs are gone.

Which line of insurance? M-1A or AR-15? Decisions, decisions...

[Noumenon]

M1A or FAL. Because when they’re packed tight enough, you’ll get a two-fer or maybe even a three-fer. Either way, someone’s not getting back up.