[Smokin' Joe]

Now, in May 2015, the updated NASA data show polar sea ice is approximately 5 percent above the post-1979 average.

Oh, those poor Polar Bears!

Where will they swim??!

(It's always something, all they have to do is to figure out how to work it into the narrative.)

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Where will they swim??!

Well played.