Uh, did you miss April 9, 1865, Appomattox Court House? Lee signed the surrender there. The only reason Davis wasn’t hung was because of the mercy of Lincoln. Guess you missed The Emancipation Proclamation too, huh?
OK, at least now you are cracking jokes. That's an improvement.
For those less attuned to history:
Lincoln Assassinated April 15, 1865
Jefferson Davis captured May 10, 1865