[LucyT]

Think about this.

The engineer didn’t remember what happened, but he immediately remembered well enough to refuse to give any statement to responders and investigators, and he well enough remembered to lawyer up ASAP.

[Kenny Bunk]

Every year, in the depths of the Dog Days of August, newspapers used to run traditional "Man Bites Dog " stories. Now, thanks to this intrepid navigator of the windward passage*, every May, editors can run a story headlined:

Queer Engineer
Buggers Train

So we think the guy was doing a "selfie" text for a porno pal and got his joysticks mixed up? Regardless of what happened, young Brandon will now retire with a Railroad Disability Pension and be able to devote his nigh worthless existence to the the various gay causes.

*Thanks to Ambrose Bierce.

[RitaOK]

:)