Agreed. They should be trained and ready to protect only areas like the Baltimore Gilmor Homes neighborhood in the event of enemy guerrilla (terrorist) attacks against infrastructure and people. And to honor popular political speech, after an attack on U.S. soil by foreign enemies, under no conditions should such a mission be conducted by our U.S. military forces anywhere outside of such neighborhoods.
In a more capable place, Neighborhood Guy is 400 pounds of command talkin', tacticool burnin' love (with all the accessories), and he's perfectly capable of taking down foreign enemy guerrillas ("as seen on TV").
His students are unmatched and attest to his knowledge and instruction skills.