It's great to be back here in the great state of, uh, South Carolina. This is such a great state. It's known for producing, uh, great things, like its neighbor South Dakota. I have a connection to this state. My great-grandfathers' twice removed cousins' second wife's great aunt rode on a train in Illinois with someone who had gotten beat up by someone passing through South Virginia once. I feel like family here because of that.
But this campaign is not about me, it's about the common people that I pass by in my limousine daily. I know they can't see me in my tinted window, but I can see them and I connect with them, or my limo does. This campaign I want the people who are highly screened to ask me questions that I have already approved and have answers memorized. Thank you for your time South Nevada and like they say down here, 'Erin Go Bragh'!
They’re as phony as a $2 bill.